POLITICALLY CORRECT WC TERMS...
by Alex Limbach


World Conquest!          "Globally proportionate response"
Back Stab                "Preventative hostilities"
Overblown Back StabStab  "Posterial impalement"
Special Forces           "Environmentalists"
Loss of Initiative       "Etiquettely challenged"
Neutral Zone             "Pre-belligerence zone"
Battle                   "Disputatious Encounter"
Rocket Attack            "The Hallmark Manuever" (reach out and
touch someone...

Retreat                  "Strategic withdrawal"
Alliance                 "Self-deception self-destruction"
Spys                     "Non-contentious detection units"
Spoil Sport              "An allied opponent in defeat"
Ranged Combat            "Bi-sector hostilities"
 
An enemy stack next to one of your cities    "Critical mass"
An Allied stack next to one of your cities   "Hypocritical mass"
Militia                  "A bunch of macho, Bambi-killing, NRA
supportin' John Wayne patriot types"

Remember; you're not getting hosed... You're defensively
challenged!