by Alex Limbach

World Conquest!--------------"Globally proportionate response"

Back Stab---------------------"Preventative hostilities"

Overblown Back StabStab-----"Posterial impalement"

Special Forces-----------------"Environmentalists"

Loss of Initiative----------------"Etiquettely challenged"

Neutral Zone-------------------"Pre-belligerence zone"

Battle---------------------------"Disputatious Encounter"

Rocket Attack------------------"The Hallmark Manuever" (reach out and touch someone...)

Retreat--------------------------"Strategic withdrawal"

Alliance-------------------------"Self-deception self-destruction"

Spys----------------------------"Non-contentious detection units"

Spoil Sport----------------------"An allied opponent in defeat"

Ranged Combat-----------------"Bi-sector hostilities"

Militia-------------------------"A bunch of macho, Bambi-killing, NRA supportin' John Wayne patriot types"

An enemy stack next to one of your cities-------------"Critical mass"

An Allied stack next to one of your cities--------------"Hypocritical mass"

Remember; you're not getting hosed... You're defensively challenged!